tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-198205312011-04-21T15:37:07.456-07:00What is the California Raisin Movement? An idea? Perhaps, but more than anything it's a sweet name I came up with when I was tripping balls on mushrooms and fucking this girl doggy-style. I thought her rectum was singing to me like a California Raisin. It kind of resembled a raisin too, but David Cross said it best, it looks like a, "dark starfruit."DD Ryderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430405771981750194noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820531.post-1138176210116525402006-01-24T23:49:00.000-08:002006-01-25T00:03:30.133-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3765/1965/1600/IMG_0132.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3765/1965/400/IMG_0132.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />When it gets right down to it, cats are fun. You can shave them and laugh at the way they look, laugh at how they're obviously embarrased about the way they look, laugh at how deliciously tiny their body is, and then pet and feel their ridiculously soft shaved fur. Cats... a win win situation in my book. And thats the story.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Another thing, am I ridiculously tall? Myself, I feel that I am never actually am cognizant of my height. An example of this is that I am disgusted by women who are close to my height, let's say a little over shoulder height or taller. A prime example of this is that I've never been with a girl that is over 5' 7". But when I look around there are hardly any people taller than me, and I can almost always SEE over a crowd. That means my eyes are over the cra<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3765/1965/1600/IMG_0103.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3765/1965/320/IMG_0103.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>zy crowd, that I am a lot taller than the people surrounding me. Lastly, if people do find me ridiculously tall why do I only have to be a mediocral when it comes to ridiculous height. I'm 6' 5", I wish I could go all out and be like 6' 10" if/since we're all lumped in the same rigoddamndiculous bunch.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><--------- I'm slouching.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19820531-113817621011652540?l=derekharn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DD Ryderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430405771981750194noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820531.post-1134615110067836782005-12-14T18:32:00.000-08:002005-12-14T18:51:50.076-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://madhava.com/photo/la2004/IMG_4261.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://madhava.com/photo/la2004/IMG_4261.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Wow, wowie, wowzers, cowabunga? Cowabunga might be a stretch... perhaps outrageous, beautiful... most definitely, lugubrious... the opposite, avunclar... no, I take that back I'm going to hold onto that one. Downright delicious. Sorry, I'm kind of buzzing.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19820531-113461511006783678?l=derekharn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DD Ryderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430405771981750194noreply@blogger.com0